Faucets. Let me tell you something about faucets. There is a time and a place for extreme-ism. It is not when I am washing my hands. British faucets have two spigots: one for hot, and one for cold water. This system is flawed. My options are either to freeze or burn. I do not like these options. Yes, I understand that if I, for some strange reason, would like reasonably tempered water I can make a bath. However, here are the steps involved in making a bath:
1. Walk to the kitchen to retrieve a bowl.
2. Walk back upstairs.
3. Fill said bowl with hot and cold water.
4. Angstily proceed.
Here are the steps of having a proper faucet:
1. Turn spigot – adjust as necessary.
I rest my case.