How I Singlehandedly Salvaged the U.S. Economy
Today, I went to the convenience store on-campus to buy overpriced juice. I paid for my £3.25 juice with coins; but before I could shell out the final 25 cents, the cashier stopped me. He said, “Keep it, love. Your country needs it.”
Thanks.
So, America, if you ever want to start climbing out of that hole of debt, I’m your girl.
LOLZ